I saw “The Spiderwick Chronicles” tonight, and I was stunned, to say the very least – not at the plot, acting, or special effects (all of which were just about average), but at the graphic nature and length of the sex scenes!!  [hmm, come ta think of it, those were some pretty special effects – it looked like the ogre actually was jizzing hot lava all over the goblins, much to their dismay.]
It’s as if the producers had a meeting and decided “You know what this family-oriented fantasy/adventure is missing?  Hardcore magical-beast-and-woodland-fairy porno action!!! “
Well, whatever the kids’re into, I suppose…