I’m INSANE-O tired, but I hafta wake up in a few hours to get ready for some crappy-ass comic convention; the fact that I waste my day off doing that shit has even ME doubting my soundness of mind…
The best part is when a customer asks if I have something and I tell them “Not here, but we do stock it at our shop”, to which they reply “Do you know if the bus runs by there?” 
I’m thinking “GREAT, you can’t even afford a car payment — I’m suuuure you have plenty of disposable income, fucker!!”