Is it too much to ask that my computer stop being a slow-ass piece of crap and actually keep up with how quickly I need things to go?  I gots shit ta do, and NO time to waste staring at an annoying little hourglass…  It’s like, I can click on a link and then go play a round’a GOLF while I wait for the page to load – and I SUCK at golf, so you know that’s a good, long chunk’a the day…
 ANOTHER thing: I’m trynna get this computer ta make me pancakes, but it keeps coming up “System Error” – riDICulous!!!