I just LOVE having huge trucks blocking the entirety of my storefront – I mean, why would I want prospective customers to be able to see us from the road?

A tiny bit of justice was administered by the fact that I have own vehicle sitting outside at the curb, so they had to pull that monster in on a nice, awkward angle – I hope it took ‘em a half-hour to park the fucker, haha.

The crazy part is, when I first saw this eyesore covering up my whole window, for a split-second I thought it was blue whale.