The year was 2014, and the Alaskan border had been breached by the Scandinavian Army — which was a considerable task, taking into account the high boost in security after the apparent assassination of North American President Jacques Saint-Pierre. Casualties were heavy on both sides, numbering in the tens of thousands. Tensions had flared earlier in the decade due to N.A. trade embargoes on Finland, but the Commander-In-Chief’s recent murder caused the animosity to boil over.
In retrospect, it’s clear to see that the aggression was misdirected — as it turns out, The President had choked on a chicken bone.
